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poocrastination

The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.
Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.

Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
by AvidPoocrastinator July 9, 2011
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Poocrastinate

When your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a shit
*sam is trying to take a shit*
sam:Fuck it.I'm going to poocrastinate
by PrincessBLARITY November 20, 2015
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poocrastination

noun.
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed

See procrastination
Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.

Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
by Dark Donut October 13, 2011
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Poocrastinate

The act of pooping in order to delay, avoid or postpone an activity.
Everytime before going to the gym I tend to poocrastinate.

Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.

I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.
by Poolermo September 25, 2018
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Poocrastinate

What is done in and around a shared bathroom while waiting for others to leave so you can crap in private. Often includes face washing and mirror gazing.
Sorry I'm late. George peed, did dishes AND shaved so I had to poocrastinate for like 20 minutes before I could leave. I really had to go.
by wesleyan102 October 12, 2007
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Poocrastinating

When one does not want to deal with a situation or work or experiencing stress that one does not want to deal with, and so your body produces fecal matter to keep you in your safe space, the bathroom. The one place no one can blame you of procrastinating... cause bodily functions.
Joy has too much work to get to today so she has been in the bathroom Poocrastinating.
by Inky water March 23, 2023
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