PONKY

Word used to describe someone that is a PONK

Kelsey is overly PONKY

by DAHLIAS January 26, 2026

Ponky rules

Slogan where everyone in the neighborhood looks after one another/ has another's back. Ponky is an abbreviation for Ponkapoag, a suburban neighborhood in Canton, MA outside of Boston, MA. Lots of parties, fun, #ponkahooplah

Police: Why won't you reveal who did it?
Me: Because Ponky rules.

by Ghhoste July 29, 2017

ponky pwosmie

a cooler, more swaggy, more stanky variation of a pinky promise

Him: Hey dude, I have a secret but you gotta ponky pwosmie you won't spill
Me: yeah dude fo sho I ponky pwosmie

by 1517ipvav8990 October 10, 2019

Ponky promise

A mega promise between dem and haz after demi misspelled pinky multiple occasions.

"Are you ok harry?"
"Yes demi I'm ok.."
"Ponky promise me?"
"ponky promise."

by Demibateiscool May 11, 2020

Ponky-Donkey

Someone who has done something silly.

A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter

You forgot to lock the door and now we have to turn around and go back. You Ponky-Donkey

by shortlane July 16, 2010

Ponky shithe

A really foul-smelling or conceptually disgusting poop. The ponkier the shithe, the worse the smell or appearance. The ponkiest of shithes are typically correlated with an unhealthy body. This has led to many individuals taking to ill health intentionally, in competition to create ponky shithes.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You smell like a dripping butthole, man!
Man 2: Really? Nice! I just took a ponky shithe in my backyard, the stench must have clung to my tweed jacket!
Man 1: That explains it! I am so jealous - I think I must be eating too much fiber. My shithes are never ponky. They have fine shape, consistency, and smell. Fuck my life.

by Art Otay says It's Okay May 19, 2025

pinky ponky

adj. Extremely small and/or cute, especially in reference to Japanese cars, homes, dogs, etc.

interj. When used with "teeny tiny", expresses amazement at the tiny size and/or cuteness of the object in question

Derived from Japanese stationery with typically obnoxiously cute chibi characters on it containing the Engrish phrase "teeny tiny pinky ponky"

Used mostly by Japanophiles, Japanoposeurs, and fat kids who love anime

That enormous fucking Hummer needs to be deported, but look at the pinky ponky car next to it!

by Chihaz August 30, 2008