Pomeranian 

A beardless white gay man with beautiful abs. Interests include Aussiebum, HRC, Facebook cover photos of city skylines, Instagram pictures taken mid laugh and/or in front of a mural, Spring Break in Pensacola, FL, consulting, Sunday Funday, shirts that say Sunday Funday, wearing shirts that say Sunday Funday on Sunday Funday, intramural sports .

The Pomeranian is excited to tell his coworkers that he intends on starting the Paleo diet seven weeks prior to his trip to Fire Island.

Pomeranian by FountainColorado March 20, 2017

Pomeranian 

puppy yip yip

Ayo are you a puppy. Yip I’m a Pomeranian

Pomeranian by Puppy yip lol September 4, 2021

Pomeranian 

Pomeranians are the BEST dogs ever!! They are so sweet and affectionate if you ever meet a cute fluffy dog it has to be a pomeranian and if u dont have one go and ask your mum because everyone needs a Pom in their life they bring much joy and get you out of sad times they are very fiesty and love to stand up for themselves and there hoomans go get a pom pom today!!!

Did you see my dog?
Yeah its pretty cute is it a Pomeranian?

Sure is!! No other dog is as cute as a Pomi

Pomeranian by Zosus 😛 February 19, 2024

Pomeranian

A person who is a nonstop whiney noisemaker and who requires constant or excessive attention.

My stepmother is a pomeranian of a person

Pomeranian by Softservepball May 4, 2026

Pomeranian Rim Job 

When you're banging a girl and all of a sudden you feel asshole being played with, but realize it's not her. When you gain the courage to look back after enjoying it for a moment or two, you find her over excited Pomeranian licking your balloon knot.

Lastnight I was fucking this girl that I met online and in midstroke I was delighted by her dog who was a real pro at my favorite brush with beastialty the Pomeranian Rim Job.

Pomeranian Rim Job by Reverse Cowboy March 8, 2011

pomeranian grenadier 

(n.) a sexual act that becomes necessary when a) the girl is on top and b) she is not being energetic enough to fufill the frictionary needs of the male. the male takes bodily hold of her and actually works her up and down by his own muscular power

she was flopping around like a fish on dry land, so i had to execute the old pomeranian grenadier on her

pomeranian grenadier by Chris Cliche July 12, 2004

Pomeranian Goggles

To have a Pomeranian's vagina placed on your face--especially when the bitch is in heat and has a swollen and bleeding vagina. Aka Twatizzle Pomerizzle

We gave Michelle a nice pair of Pomeranian goggles when we placed Cali Caliente's bleeding vag on her face.

Pomeranian Goggles by TangBanger December 15, 2008