POMA

stands for piss out my ass. from an episode out south park.

after eating taco bell I took a huge poma when I got home.

I was mad at my gf after we broke up so i went to her home and poma'd on her when she was sleeping.
me and my friend poma'd on our teacher's desk after we failed a test

I opened the bathroom stall and saw mad poma in the toilet.

by PISS!ASS! July 4, 2011

Poma

Poma-Cockroach

Look At That Poma On The Counter

by BiG BluNt August 3, 2008

POMA

When just being creative and saving your own ass CYA. Also an easy way of just creating a to-do list, that you don't plan on doing. The longer the list the less POMA it seems to be.

The boss request for a pre-report of what you will be doing at the next conference. You POMA and provide him/her with a list of things that you will be researching or people that you will be meeting, that you don't know will even be possible.

by SpaceAce NYC April 20, 2008

Jessie M Poma

A femboy who is my friend :)

Me: JESSIE M POMA

Jessie: STFU

by KURRRROOOOMMI April 10, 2022

Poma

To say you’re going to show up somewhere and abandon your bros at the last moment. Typically used when referring to missing a tee time or otherwise leaving your friends stranded

I thought we had a foursome, but I guess he Poma’d us again.

by DirtyShawnchez June 1, 2023

POMA

“Pissing out my asshole”

When your diarrhoea is so fluid that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole

I was so sick after taco bell it was like i was POMA

by Nicola1923declaration February 11, 2023

POMA

POMA (PISS OUT MY ASS) is an acronym associated with severe bouts of extremely loose, almost liquid diarrhea which exits the victims asshole at near the speed of light similar to a giant stream of a feces infused urine that cannot be held back after a undeterminable point in time. Thus a victim of POMA may or may not be able to hold it back until the they reach a toilet, hide, or protect others from the god-awful stench.

“Dude, that Chili we ate last night gave me a such a bad case of POMA that it shot out my ass so fast it ricocheted off the toilet water and back up onto the toilet seat and the cheeks of my ass. It was bad bro!”

by TREV. February 22, 2023