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When just being creative and saving your own ass CYA. Also an easy way of just creating a to-do list, that you don't plan on doing. The longer the list the less POMA it seems to be.
The boss request for a pre-report of what you will be doing at the next conference. You POMA and provide him/her with a list of things that you will be researching or people that you will be meeting, that you don't know will even be possible.
POMA by SpaceAce NYC April 20, 2008
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“Pissing out my asshole

When your diarrhoea is so fluid that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole
I was so sick after taco bell it was like i was POMA
POMA by Nicola1923declaration February 11, 2023
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POMA (PISS OUT MY ASS) is an acronym associated with severe bouts of extremely loose, almost liquid diarrhea which exits the victims asshole at near the speed of light similar to a giant stream of a feces infused urine that cannot be held back after a undeterminable point in time. Thus a victim of POMA may or may not be able to hold it back until the they reach a toilet, hide, or protect others from the god-awful stench.
“Dude, that Chili we ate last night gave me a such a bad case of POMA that it shot out my ass so fast it ricocheted off the toilet water and back up onto the toilet seat and the cheeks of my ass. It was bad bro!”
POMA by TREV. February 22, 2023
To say you’re going to show up somewhere and abandon your bros at the last moment. Typically used when referring to missing a tee time or otherwise leaving your friends stranded
I thought we had a foursome, but I guess he Poma’d us again.
Poma by DirtyShawnchez June 1, 2023

poma andersov 

An extremely sexy man. His mere presence will cause you extreme arousal and feel the need to run your fingers through his silky luscious hair. He spends his free time pointing at clouds, collecting pornos, and rubbing his tummy when chocolate is near. For a good time call him at any hour of the day
I don’t give a fuck about you. I’ve been cheating on you with poma andersov for years

Jessie M Poma

Me: JESSIE M POMA

Jessie: STFU
Jessie M Poma by KURRRROOOOMMI April 10, 2022

pom-a-shitz 

A dog that is Pomerania and Shih Tzu mixed
Oh your dog is so cute what type of breed is he?

Oh she’s a Pom-a-shitz
pom-a-shitz by ashane June 10, 2018