The lowest echelon of the law-enforcement heiarchy in most countries. They recieve little respect, mainly because most people refuse to accept responsibility for actions they know to be illegal.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 20, 2005
They're formal job is thought to protect and serve civilians. But in actuality, police is simply and truely bastards. According to journalists across America, Police officers hurt civilians more than they help.
Dude 1: Why did you get a ticket violation?
Dude 2: I got it 'cause I fed other people's parking meter and the meter maid witnessed me for doing it. It's not like it's illegal. She called the police over to ticket me.
Dude 1: The damn police pigs are fucking harsh!
Dude 2: I was doing it because Mancow did it and reported about it.
Dude 1: Yea, Mancow is cool like that.
Dude 2: I got it 'cause I fed other people's parking meter and the meter maid witnessed me for doing it. It's not like it's illegal. She called the police over to ticket me.
Dude 1: The damn police pigs are fucking harsh!
Dude 2: I was doing it because Mancow did it and reported about it.
Dude 1: Yea, Mancow is cool like that.
by AgainstPolice May 29, 2009
The governmental department charged with the regulation and enforcement of the behaviors of a certain jurisdiction. Main authority is the power of arrest and ability to enforce the laws of the community. Without the presence of the police the world would collapse. God Bless the Police
The local Police Department does a mighty fine job.
Thugs will do anything until the Police show up.
Thugs will do anything until the Police show up.
by Brett C May 11, 2005
nasty little motherfuckers who say things like " just doing my job" an they think they fucking help the
"community"
"community"
by nimsa June 17, 2004
a bunch of fat guys dressed inblue that think they own, run, and know everything. they claim to protect you but they'll arrest you for the stupidest shit andthrow you in jail where its even more dangerous. out of the million police in the world theres maybe 1 or 2 niceones.
by cody420 April 05, 2008
1. People that arrest you for a little bit of weed and then smoke it.
2. complete hypocrites and liars
3. A person that knows what they do is wrong but won't stand up for what is right.
4. Sadistic motherfuckers
5. The lowest form of people
6. people that say that they will be easier on you are honest, but really are not
7. Motherfuckers, that pull you over for speeding, insist that you've been drinking/using when you havn't, and search your car when there really is no probable cause
2. complete hypocrites and liars
3. A person that knows what they do is wrong but won't stand up for what is right.
4. Sadistic motherfuckers
5. The lowest form of people
6. people that say that they will be easier on you are honest, but really are not
7. Motherfuckers, that pull you over for speeding, insist that you've been drinking/using when you havn't, and search your car when there really is no probable cause
See the movie "Spun". The police in that movie are really like that. NO LIE!
Popular police motto: "To Protect and To Serve" - Can someone say, BULLSHIT!
Popular police motto: "To Protect and To Serve" - Can someone say, BULLSHIT!
by I fuckin hate pigs August 02, 2005
People that wear blue or black uniforms who get paid to set people up and plant evidence on them, they actually smoke and use the dope from people they bust on the streets, are racists and beat black men half unconscience, have an addiction to doughnuts, pull motorists over on the road and unfairly give them a ticket because they haven't met their monthly quota, beat their wives and just are hypocrites and just as corrupt as the people they arrest.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 07, 2008