Pole Vault

The only sport where it is ok to grab a pole, get on it and have the highest ride of you life...and have every one cheer and clap for you as you get off (the mat of course)

Yes, I am a true pole vaulter!

by Katie February 9, 2005

Pole Vault

The space in your mind where you store a all your naughty images of men to later use when masturbating. Like a “spank bank”, but for straight/bi women.

I’ve got plenty of material in my pole vault to work with.

by Meowrific March 23, 2020

pole vault

one of the most dangerous sports in the world, can only be preformed by the most skilled athletes, niggas cant do this sport

guy: can you pole vault?
other guy: yeah i broke my back once
guy: what a bad ass

by MFBA September 30, 2011

pole vault

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !

"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018

Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.

I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.

by DickRollin March 5, 2020

Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023