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When giving 50% effort, let alone 100%, is out of the question. Used by Toronto Raptors RealGM'ers, the terms roots are an acronym derived from Raptors mega-scrub Patrick O'Bryant, who is a lazy-ass that struggles to even stick his hand out to a teammate for a high-five. He is often seen slouching on the bench, emotionless and bored. Despite being a lanky 7-footer, he has refused to make use of this physical gift from God, and is likely content that he leads the team in DNP-CD's since his acquisition. He is known for his non-work-ethic and extreme nonchalantness, which will ultimately show him the door out of the NBA.
"I totally POB'D that cultural theory essay last night, since I had to go to a kegger."

"I'm going to have to POB the report I was assigned. It's only worth 10% and I have much bigger things to worry about."
POB by kidwaveml March 16, 2009
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Pob: Did you see that collie then mate? She was well fit.

Me: No, Pob, it's not normal to fuck dogs you sick cunt.
Pob by P0b April 22, 2017
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1. A pob is someone who is very FOB. When you are a fob and you are Asian you usually pronounce words and say them with the letter "P" so just imagine a fob saying fob, it would sound like pob.

2. It can also be used to describe fobs.
1. I'm a pob.

2. Look at that huge pob.
Pob by Kwami WhiteBread October 21, 2009
Dude, you got serious POB today!
POB by wik33 February 5, 2009
When the penis has the remnants of faeces on it after engaging in anal sex.
(Blend of poo and knob)

Also used to replace song lyrics. E.g. "pob it like it's hot"
I got a right horrible pob last night...

Primarily a noun, but can also be used as:

A verb: "I'm going to pob her later" or "Let's get pobbing!"

An adjective: "I feel like pob this morning"

An insult: "You're such a pob"
Pob by pobpobpobpobtothetop November 3, 2013
Post Orgasmic Bliss: the state of being after having an orgasm; to wallow in peace and tranquility; to float in a pool of endorphins.
After some amazing sex with a Brazilian model, I had to pob for a whole 5 minutes.

When I pobbed last night, I thought I was on another planet.
Pob by Tut March 20, 2013