paitau

To make a plan with your friends and then cancel at the last minute, giving some shitty reason.

Looks like Hussein paitau again. He should have been here with us for this ride out session.

by Hafidz_X January 31, 2016

PITA

P.I.T.A is an acronym that stands for

Pain
In
The
Ass

Tara: ugh, Logan has been a real PITA today
Fiona: he’s been a real what?
Tara: y’know... pita, a pain in the ass

by JumboJuice69420 August 6, 2019

PITAIK

PITAIK is the acronym for -Pain In The Ass I Know- i.e. 1. one who often pains the asses of others 2. every day tasks that no one wants to do because they are a pain in the ass, I know

1. Here comes another PITAIK. 2. Oh no, here comes that PITAIK again!

by BAM2018 May 31, 2015

Pita Fee

A surcharge added on for customers who are a Pain in the Ass.

He was rude, so I quoted him double. If I'm taking his business, I'm gonna charge a Pita fee.

by LittleMarkBerry February 6, 2010

Paitao

To agree on a plan with your friends and not showing up, giving some shitty reason or none at all

It's already 8 and Kolin's not here... Looks like he paitao us again, what's new...

by Ghalgrivo October 9, 2016

Pital

A word for all varieties of cursed food/drink

*Dead Dog Pizza
*Beesechurger
*Hamster Muffin
*Mushy Armadillo Cereal
*Dryer Lint Hot Pocket
*Mosquito Pancake

"I eat nails for breakfast, with no milk"
"That sounds like a Pital"

by ThePleadTribe October 23, 2020

PMITFF

Punch Me In the Fucking Face

Eric: Dude, ROFL, LMAO, 2 funny!

Greg: PMITFF, I hate internet acronyms.

by WiggumChiefWiggum December 19, 2008