Plong

When you take a poo and it is very long

That poo was so plong

by LukeWarmMop September 9, 2023

Plong

A bunch of dumb fucking arrogant teachers that think they know shit this was defined in a never ending phone call.

Most teachers in schools are plongs

by Im99%Black February 2, 2023

Plong

A racist or sexist lie

“She still hasn’t found the plong I made yet.”

by 5mucks November 18, 2019

Plongs

Plongs are dried cranberries.
Dried cranberries are not craisins
Craisins are raisins injected with flavor.

Bob -Hey can you pass me the plongs for my muffins
Jeff -Sure here you go

by MrJeff November 18, 2021