plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq

When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys

Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"

by PrebHunter December 6, 2010

plata o plomo

Plata o plomo is a Colombian Spanish slang phrase that translates to “silver or lead.” A person saying the phrase is telling the listener to either accept a bribe (plata, meaning “silver,” a common slang term for money in Colombia) or lose their life (plomo, a metonym for “lead bullet”).

Oye! Plata o plomo pandejo.

"Listen here sucker, play along or its lights out".

Silver or lead: money or a bullet.
Or, in the words of the Godfather: “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse

by andrei skorobogatko November 16, 2018

Plomp

When you get tired and you sit or lay down on a soft surface making a "plomp" sound.

Man i need to plomp into bed.

by Pestilence1 March 18, 2018

plompzakken

plompzakken is a dutch sex act where the woman where's a belt around her waist which she pulls tight. After which the vagina spreads open very wide and the man is able to put both his cock and his balls inside her.
Accidents have happened during plompzakken, where the belt snapped and the man is trapped with his dick and scrotum inside the woman. This is, needless to say, very tight, and not without pain.

A) Let's go plompzakken
B) Yeah, I'll get the belt

by Sadim January 27, 2008

plomise

verb. The act of pretending to promise something, while wholly intending to break that promise in spectacular fashion.

Yes Honey, I plomise I won't drink too much at the party...again.

by Zod000 February 16, 2006

Plomp

To sit your self down after a long and exhautsing day.

I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.

All i want to do is plomp!

by Dav321 July 6, 2016

plomb

1. (n.) Polite term for human excrement in a toilet that has failed to flush for one of a variety of reasons...(see i-iv below);

2. Used to endearingly identify one's offspring;

3. Popular word to convey moment of impact and subsequent existence of (ideally) well-shaped (circular in cross-section) and solid 'plomb' in a toilet;

4. Conveys the two most popular instances that 'flash' into the non-Creator's mind upon detecting a plomb, (i) A BOMB!!... (ii) the precise moment it 'plo'pped (in the water from within Creator);

4. 'Lead' (metal) in French;

5. (Orig.) fusion of 'plop' and 'bomb'; coined in early seventies.

Reasons for non-flush and therefore plomb:

i. the Creator is still admiring its profile;
ii. the Creator forgot to flush it, simply;
iii. the Creator is still admiring its aquadynamics;
iv. Creator failed to account for extended reading or repose and hitherto subsequent resilience of plomb;
iv. the Creator has planted a deliberate 'plomb' for a non-Creator to stop in tracks and admire.

Examples in context:

1. I say, that was a mighty impressive plomb you left, Sir.

4. Fuel attendant - 'Quelle petrol, Monsieur?
Customer - Plomb!

by Chames May 11, 2006