plekhanov

when you shit your pants on a ride at Disneyland.

security guy: oh god! we have a code plekhanov on the teacups!

by كيلا July 6, 2009

plokqawsmnzxijuhedrfbvcygt

STOP enough is enough you need to go to bed or get back to work or whatever tf you need to do. Ultimate sign of procrastination or boredom.

Yeah lets type plokqawsmnzxijuhedrfbvcygt in google for no good reason.

by quertyguy12 January 16, 2024

ploktail

A spiked hot chocolate, typically with beer. Invented by a game developer to take the edge off the Monday evening grind.

'Sigh... this is some tedious work. Hopefully this ploktail will keep me going.'

by electromoth May 20, 2024

Plokanitis

Being very thin and attracted to octopusses

"Nate Saft has plokanitis. He likes that octopussy."

by octolover May 28, 2024

pokhanostasis (martistasis)

Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.

Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.

The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis

"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."

by mar705 February 19, 2026

Plokamiphobia

Noun

The fear or aversion of tentacles.

Etymology: The word has the Greek root word "πλοκάμι (plokami)" meaning "tentacle"; and the Greek suffix "φόβος (phobos)" meaning "fear", "panic" or "terror."

Person 1: "Hey, you good man?"

Person 2: *Staring at the tentacles of an octopus in an exhibit* "G-get... get me away from those!"

Person 1: "What? Dude, what is it you're so worried abo-... you have plokamiphobia, do you?"

by Pseudonym2100 December 23, 2025