pleepleus

The best monkey known to man. Travels around the world and gets three sheets!

Pleepleus gets everyone to drink!

by DunktheMonkey December 9, 2008

pet peeve

Something that is maybe a bit annoying to most people but is very annoying or upsetting to a particular person.

Related to the word peeve meaning an annoyance or grievance, a pet peeve is something that a person has adopted(like a pet) to be extra annoying or upsetting to them. Like a pet, they pay a lot of attention to this peeve and may talk about it a lot and share funny pictures of it on the internet.

I know we aren't supposed to put fake names on the forms, but it's a real pet peeve of Rachel's, so make extra sure she doesn't catch you.

Tim: Why do the checkout clerks have to be so stupid?
Irene: I admit the conversation wasn't sparkling, but we got checked out quickly and efficiently, that's all that matters.
Tim: grr, I guess stupid people are just a pet peeve of mine.

by SpinLikeARecord March 24, 2013

Pleaverage

Leverage, or mechanical advantage, applied to pursuits of pleasure, such as yoga or sex

Chick: Why y’all dudes dig it doggie style against walls, tables and floors?
Me: Pleaverage

Instructor: Let’s practice poses with straps and blocks

Student: Yay Pleaverage

by Todd-Tex January 2, 2018

peeve dodger

throwing/hiding alchol to make the person look like they have drank it. This is gerenally down to that person being a part time drinker; Platty is know for this in newcastle

everyone is drinking, one person aka the peeve dodger will "walk" away and go and leave half a pint/bottle on a surronding table or bench making it look like they have drank it, they generally try to make sure they are out of sight whilst doing this

by annooomus August 4, 2008

Text Peeve

When a texting pattern pisses you off.
When the way someone texts annoys you.

Kathy: heyy wuts up?
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off

Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo

annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!

by annonymouse123 May 15, 2011

Peeve

1. Alcohol
2. Getting on the booze

Do you want a peeve?
No, I'm peeved enough.

by Ladinhead December 25, 2013

girl peeve

Something only or most likely girls would find annoying

Girlfriend: who is that?
Me: A girl is my friend.
Girlfriend: Really babe? you know that is my biggest girl peeve .
Me: She is just my friend though, but okay I guess i'll stop hanging with her, since it bothers you.

Girlfriend: Period bou

by questionable and confused August 11, 2020