Plenty Of Fish

A free online dating agency which should be avoided at all costs. Full of dirty old men and no-hoper teenagers with filthy underpants desperately seeking attractive young women. And as for the photographs - when the hell did you last see a woman who looked like that and needed to use a free dating agency? Someone I know of examined a photo closely and was sure he could see the staple puncture holes where it had been cut out of a glossy magazine.

More like Plenty of Fishy Fannies.

Beware. The gorgeous blonde on Plenty Of Fish you're exchanging suggestive e-mails with is probably really a morbidly obese middle-aged man who likes nice young boys.

by Deadborder February 20, 2012

Plenty of Fish

Translated into English, this means Plenty of Filth.

What I thought would be plenty of fish in the sea turned into plenty of filth in the sea.

by Funnybunny31 June 11, 2018

Plenty of banter

Something Justin Langer says about a million times in the Amazon Documentary, 'The Test' . It shouldn't be confused with abuse, according to him. Happens often when he plays UNO with his daughter

Reporter: What do you think about this Justin?
Langer: Well, there'll be plenty of banter. Oh, and no abuse, definitely no abuse.

by sotgbatwacail April 6, 2020

Plenty

adj: Used in Edinbourgeois slang, often as a comeback.
When something (especially someone or something being said) has gone too far, is over-the-top, or silly; but still in a jokey way.
When said about something that's been said it is usually followed by "from you".

Alex says "Jane, You have a massive forehead, it makes you look like a donkey."
Betty says "Mate, Plenty from you."

After seeing something silly, Charlie exclaims "That's Plenty"

by khlieeq February 21, 2008

Plenty of Fish

Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge and should also be avoided like the plague. To those poor single people who end up creating such said online profile by the peer pressures of living in a couple's society , they may start to think there really is an entire sea on their lap to explore, with bountiful opportunities to meet many fine men and women. But the grim reality is that instead of finding friendships and the true love of his/her life, here you are bound to find Plenty of:

Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Gold Diggers
Scam Artists
Trannys
Felons
Wanna-be Country Folk
Sluts (with sky high standards)
Cougars
Moochers
Pretenders
Abs
Mirror Selfies
Drug Addicts
Perverts
Man Haters
Mind Players
ETC, ETC.....

So unless you want to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give into your couple friend's suggestions to join Plenty of Fish. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.

Guy Friend: "So have you been seeing anybody recently?"
You: "Um, no. Not really."
Guy's Girlfriend: "We're a little concerned for you, being alone all the time. You are such a great catch, you could join Plenty of Fishto find yourself a lucky lady :)"
You: "Seriously?!? "
Guy Friend : "Why not?"
You: "Thanks, but no thanks. Asides from all the catfish and predators, that website is full of amphibians and the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with polliwogs!!!"

by Keepin' It Reel November 19, 2015

Plenty

Plenty:

More than you might think, and less than you would presume.

Sarcastically:

"Plenty, means only one. Notify your dictionary editor".

"Plenty, is more than you think. But, more or less than that.."

by Willowdusk August 19, 2009

A 'Plenty' Poo

When you go for a poo, but you only need to wipe once.
named after the advert by 'plenty' kitchen towel, as the catchphrase is: 'One sheet does plenty'.

Guy 1: Maaaan, it only took me like 1 minute to do that turd, only had to wipe once!
Guy 2. Mate, must of been A 'Plenty' Poo.

by 65IOU4 November 19, 2011