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platty peeler

literally platypus('s penis) peel(back and root)er; can be applied to blokes and sheilas
nah don't worry about them, thyet're just platty peelers.
by dennis-mcgavidy May 6, 2006
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Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs
by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022
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platty jubes

when 'er maj, queen elizabeth ii, hits 70 years sitting on her arse doing pretty much bugger all, so obviously it's time for the brexity bunting to come out, and to pretend it's 2012.

short for platinum jubilee, and alternatively (but incorrectly) spelt 'platty joobs'.
person 1: hey, have yer seen that it's arr lizzie's platinum jubilee street party this weekend?
person 2: platinum jubilee?? you mean 'platty jubes', obvs. pass us a stella.
by gillieturtle June 2, 2022
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Matty Platty

A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.
Hey look it’s Matty Platty, king of the commons!
by anonymous10111213 July 7, 2022
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Natties to Platties

A modern day version of the phrase Rags to Riches, among college students, referring to the change from Natural Light (Natties) to the classy Bud Light Platinum (Platties). Indicates that one has earned money and made their own way in the world, and is showing improvement in their financial status in life.
After scoring a summer internship at GE, Eric had a ton of money and was able to pay off all his debt for the year. It was truly a Natties to Platties story.
by Lagbro August 11, 2012
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The Poor Man's Platty

Better known as Natural Ice or by its street name, "Natty Ice". The alcohol content in these babies is as high as balls so 12 of them will have you off your ass. A 12 pack goes for about 6 dollars, so Natty Ice has become known as "The Poor Man's Platty" referring to Bud Light Platinum. Drink these and you're bound to blackout, which is always a good time.
Guy: "Damn only got 6 bucks left."

Other Guy: "Don't worry you can get a 12 of The Poor Man's Platty at that CVS"

Guy: "Deadass those are fire. We're gettin wrecked tonight."
by DairyBarn6969 April 18, 2016
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Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs is short for Platinum Jubliee which is an event in the United Kingdom to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II on 70 Years of her reign.

Platty Joobs was originally created by Kiell Smith Bynoe an actor that’s been in things like BBC Ghosts and etc. After that it came a thing almost everyone knew about in the UK.
WHEN I SAY PLATTY YOU SAY?”
“JOOBS!!!”

“WHO’S READY FOR PLATTY JOOBS?!”
by oowasiapainter June 4, 2022
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