two planker

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"

by 2planker September 22, 2005

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

Tube Planker

A derogatory term for a snowboarder.

That guy is a total tube planker!

by Jonny-O January 26, 2010

double planker

A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier

"I ate so many taco's I just dropped a double planker"

by Ron V July 23, 2008

2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

by 07079 January 21, 2012

Pussy Planker

Where you roughly hit a vagina with a wooden board repeatedly

We fucked so hard last night it was like he was a pussy planker

by Dani yeetus April 7, 2019

Planker Wanka

A person who rides a skateboard.

"Dude look at the skateboarder,Man what a planker Wanka"

by Major noob October 22, 2008