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placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Holy shit it's a placenta!
by Morte42 September 26, 2008
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placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
After seeing a placenta during my friend's wife's childbirth, I decided to become celibate.
by VikaasK September 26, 2008
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placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"

"No, that's just the placenta."
by Cracked.com author September 26, 2008
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placenta

very warm or conforting
Aww, that's so placenta of you!
by sinbadypants December 15, 2006
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Placenta

One of Daniel Howell's (danisnotonfire) most well know "in" jokes with his Danosaurs (viewers/audience).
During one of his liveshows during the tradition of asking his Danosaur's how they are doing, many often say Placenta.

Dan: "Hey guys! How are we doing today?"
Fan1: PLACENTA!
Dan: Fan1, placenta is not an emotion...
Fan2: Placenta.
Fan3: Placenta.
Fan4: Placenta!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: GUYS! (Does that incredibly cute laugh of his...)

When making Christmas cookies with his BFF and flatmate (AND BOYFRIEND) Phil...
Dan: Can you guess what this one is?
Phil: Urmm what is it?
Dan: It's a PLACENTA COOKIE!!!
by apsilpastille November 27, 2012
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Placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
(Originally quoted from cracked.com)
The death metal rocker wanted to keep his baby's placenta as a souvenir so he could emotionally scar his neighbors.
by lordastral September 28, 2008
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Placenta

A word used to replace "plan", placenta is a word rapidly growing in popularity and has been used publicly by big names such as Justin Timberlake, Conan o' brian and Snooki.

When replacing "plan" in a situation involving a plan gone awry, "torn placenta" can be used.
Jenni " Hey Snooki, what's your placenta for tonight?"
Snooki "Get shot faced and hook up with a juicing gorilla!"

John "I'm thinking I'm going to propose the same way that my girls divorced parents did."
Paul "What a shitty, unoriginal placenta."

Jeremy "hey Caitlin, there's a tear in the placenta, I can't go out tonight."
by Snowbasin September 15, 2011
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