pittsford

a small wealthy town in upstate new york consisiting of only 27,219 people. A majority of the people hold jobs as doctors or have created their own business, earning up to as much as $5 million a year. Lately, the urban trends have been hitting the youth, causing some confusion. In the high schools, white suburban kids are listening to rap, exclaiming how ghetto their brand new $40,000 SUV'S are, and popping their pink shirt collars. Last time i checked, ghetto wasnt associated with money, pink was a girls color, and the way the shirt collar came folded when bought was the way it was supposed to be worn. Self image is starting to become everything, girls going on extreme diets to become skinny, joining the cheerleader nazi squads, joining the football team to seem tough and gain popularity with the mindless cheerleaders( see retarded). People without the newest stuff are deemed worthless and stupid, and are openly criticized. relationships are for looks and money, no one knows of true love, only who has the best looking gf or bf. there is only one word for this kind of place, and that word would be hell.

ryan:hey j-unit, nice pink popped collar
jake: ya, i know! its so ghetto
Shalvoyage: hey did u see me playing basketball?
o.g. smith: ya dude, you are so good your black.
Kelly: omg, pittsford is so the ghetto.
emily:ya i know, wanna see my new car?

by jessica salzberry April 10, 2006

pittsford

The true 'hood, the ghetto, the projects, whatever you call the slums of new york state. it be located in Upstate New York and it is near Rochester,and in the middle of the surrounding towns of Henrietta, East Rochester, Mendon, Fairport, and Perinton and it is tha hardest place u will eva find. The main parts of it are, the town of pittsford, which includes the communities of Meadowgate (Tha Hardest streets of pittsford, also where I live), Bushnells Basin, (near meadowgate, and also very ghetto), The area near East Rochester and Monroe Ave, and the Thornell/Park Rd. Area. (fairly ghetto. And the other half of pittsford, The Village Of Pittsford, which is based on the Erie canal and Includes the Schoen Place area, and is associated with the reast of the west side of pittsford, such as the calkins road area. the village is a cool hang-out spot as long as you from there. If you a homie from the town, you best watch yo back when stompin in the village, cause gangstas there don't like eastsidaz and theres a lot of crews there. Vice Versa for damn villagers that be all up in the town, (step up in the town, and u won't be found). I mean in pittsford, theres crazy crime, drugs, and maddd violence. The biggest gang is probably the CKC (Cracka Kill'n Committee) them brothas be straight up crazy. Once you find yo place and pick a set to patrol, learn yo envrionment, and get wit a gang, you can feel like you home, just like me.

-Perinton Busta: "Yo prep, gitcho ass up outta here!"

-CKC or other Pittsford Gang Member:"Betta shut yo mouth foo, b-fo i beat yo ass!"

Perinton Busta: "No, ima whoop yo ass!"

-CKC or other Pittsford Gang Member:"Hit me then, homeboy!"

(The Busta bitch slaps him and then pittsford rolla beats his ass to da curb)

by O.G. Smith October 1, 2005

pittsfordian

snotty people who live in pittsford. they spend too much money on useless things.

wow those girls just spent 70 dollars on a pair of ripped jeans. theyre pittsfordian
that guy is all ripped and probably has a personal trainer. well hes pittsfordian

by givememore1234 December 2, 2010