Pity

To be sad for. To... Ummm.... Pity..... To sympathize for you....

Pity: something I don't need. Nor should you give it to me.

Pity: I fell of my bed today...

OMG IS THE FLOOR OKAY?!?!?!?
She pity the floor.

by Once in a lifetime May 24, 2015

pity

stems from pity sex or sex with someone you don't consider to be of the same caliber as yourself. to have sex with someone.

i'd have pity on your mom for like two and a half minutes. i don't want to brag maybe three. okay, at least five if i was thinking about baseball.

by Andy Trevvits December 30, 2007

Pitied

Someone sad and depressed that has a effect on woman , that causes them to date out of pity and or giult.

most often a beta or a Brett Rischer

Brett was in love with a emo loli 'scene' girl, but got cucked. So Alison decided to go on a date with the little Pitied

by ayy its the man February 2, 2018

pitiful

My girlfriend

My girl is so pitiful. She does nothing but complain about how hard her life is.

by Innatic May 11, 2016

Pity

Men. Usally named Everette. Are young. In there teens.

Pity: A young boy Sometimes they even wear casts on their legs when their legs are perfectly fine :)

by Kaylen Heffner December 14, 2010

Pity puff

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't

*pity laugh* what a funny joke...

by KJDrag1 March 2, 2008