piffit

whateverzzz....or... yeah right...or .....brush someone off.....

a hot ass baby girl spittin this to me: w.t.f. G.Money? where are you? if you dont show up soon,im never gonna talk,or have sweaty, hair pulling,nail scratching sex with you again.........
G.Moneyzzz reply: piffit..........see you later my sweet......muahzzzzz!

by g.moneyzzz April 20, 2008

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pititulus testortion

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.

I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

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Pitities

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

by Cazland January 11, 2009

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pitnitch

An umbrella term used to categorize anyone being any of the usual negative terms such as jerk, douche, prick, or asshole.

Ted stole my towel, what a pitnitch

Stop being a pitnitch and finish your brew

by ElGatoTheManCat December 6, 2013

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doing a pitfield

committing an act, so ridiculous you couldn't make it up such as crashing your car at 1mph, taking two left shoes on holiday with you, wearing two odd shoes to work, adding 24 minutes 41 seconds and 24 minutes 20 seconds and coming up with 48 minutes 61 seconds.

any act of foolishness that you'd be embarrassed to see happen to a monkey. or a dog.

running into a patio door and not realising it was closed, could be termed as "doing a pitfield"

by chris's mum November 11, 2008

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