pita

1) Acronym for Pain In The Ass, a major annoyance.
2) Flat bread of Mediterranean origin, eaten as is or filled with small pieces of roasted meat, veggies, condiments, etc.

1) Reinstalling everything after a virus was a true PITA.
2) Greek-style pita is round and thickish, while Cypriot-style pita is elongated and thin.

by The Eternal Grunt April 27, 2004

PITA syndrome

The PITA syndrome refers to a person consistently being a pain in the ass to other people. This term is occasionally used by psychologists to refer to a pattern of being consistently annoying or unpleasant.

Bill went through life consistently manifesting the PITA syndrome.

by Duckbutt September 10, 2004

PITA

P.I.T.A is an acronym that stands for

Pain
In
The
Ass

Tara: ugh, Logan has been a real PITA today
Fiona: he’s been a real what?
Tara: y’know... pita, a pain in the ass

by JumboJuice69420 August 6, 2019

Pita Fee

A surcharge added on for customers who are a Pain in the Ass.

He was rude, so I quoted him double. If I'm taking his business, I'm gonna charge a Pita fee.

by LittleMarkBerry February 6, 2010

royal pita

an abbreviation from the phrase royal pain in the ass (pita) often used as a substitution for censorship and covertness purposes

*works especially well in restaurants

Greg-All this work is being a royal pita
Brad-Tell me about it, there's no time to do anything.

by Ander Pisker December 4, 2007

pita storm

“PITA storm is defined by Webster as: A series of pains in one’s ass that occur in a rapid and irritating sequence.” — C. Michael Close, noted horror movie director and software developer

While you won't really find PITA storm in the dictionary, this charming alternative to phrases like clusterfuck or shit hitting the fan shouldn't get you in trouble with any small children and/or Mormons that might be around — especially if they don’t know that PITA stands for pain in the ass.

“How many things can go wrong in one day?” complained M.F. “What a PITA storm.”
“Yep. Total clusterfuck,” agreed M.C.

by b01d357 May 16, 2016

PITA tax

Additional monetary compensation added to an invoice as a discretionary charge due to the fact that the customer was a Pain In The Ass

Make sure you tack on a PITA Tax on that one, She was too much to handle...

by Airsoft Guru April 29, 2011