Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury

Explitive. Cus. like damh, dang, bolloks

After stubbing his toe Jonney shouted "Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury"!

by Jonney July 4, 2007

Piss ya pants peppa

Peppa did a phat wee wee infront of her class, she is now known as piss ya pants peppa

Omg look its piss ya pants peppa

by Willn’t September 27, 2019

you're the piss in my pants

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

by lmaocity July 20, 2016

Piss in my pants.

When something or someone is so annoying that they are as unpleasant as piss in your pants.

God, Becky is annoying with her yacking about the prom and her boyfriend..She's such a piss in my pants.

God this internet is so slow..its such a piss in my pants.

by Chip Shilpa August 6, 2011

Piss-pantsed

transitive verb: To accidentally urinate in your pants despite being fully aware.

Oh shit, Johnny just piss-pantsed himself in the garden.

by gertzy8 September 26, 2008

Piss pangs

The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.

Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”

by pantaloon.exe May 26, 2019

pisspants drunk

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants

Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011