Pirates' Best

A sexual act thought to have originated in Somalia or possibly Doncaster, South Yorkshire, it involves the male, when near ejaculation to remove the penis from the woman's clunge kicking her in her shin and blowing his load in the females eye. This act is frowned upon.

Man: What did you do last night John.

John: I gave our Shirley a Pirates' Best.

by The Bad'un September 25, 2009

Moonlight pirates

Someone who is "straight by day, gay by night". Lurking in moonlight, looking for some fun.

Deep in the night, I am looking for some fun. Moonlight Pirates

by Raunchy cowboy May 1, 2020

Pittsburgh Pirates

A once proud institution who pisses away a loyal following with obviously bad, money-influenced decisions.

The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.

A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.

The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?

Complete embarassment.

Baseball Exec: Darn, I just lost my catcher for a season due to his thrid drug scandal, what should I do?
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.

Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.

Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.

by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009

pirates dream

A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.

That chick's a pirates dream!

by TM January 22, 2005

pirates key

Done by placing two fingers in the woman's vagina and one in her ass.

I was with Stacy last night and slipped her the Pirates Key.

by GomezAdams29 April 8, 2016

pratheek

Sexy,Handsome, beautiful, funny.Pratheek is a flurt, has good family frendly jokes. He is a person who doesn't lose.Pratheek is someone who is very good and nice guy.did I mention pratheek is beautiful and sexy?. He is the mostest most person of the world

You just can't have pratheek,he is too much for you.

by Waytomuch November 27, 2021

Pirates of the caribbean online

An MMORPG by Disney that gets boring if you don't get Unlimited Access by the time you reach Notoriety level 11, max out your Cutlass and Pistol levels, and buy the level 5 upgrades for both of those weapons, UNLESS you enjoy Sailing and Cannoneering. Also known as POTCO or Potco.

Guy 1: Do you play Pirates of the caribbean online?
Guy 2: Yes I do.

by a;wdlkfj February 14, 2008