pinky ponky

adj. Extremely small and/or cute, especially in reference to Japanese cars, homes, dogs, etc.

interj. When used with "teeny tiny", expresses amazement at the tiny size and/or cuteness of the object in question

Derived from Japanese stationery with typically obnoxiously cute chibi characters on it containing the Engrish phrase "teeny tiny pinky ponky"

Used mostly by Japanophiles, Japanoposeurs, and fat kids who love anime

That enormous fucking Hummer needs to be deported, but look at the pinky ponky car next to it!

by Chihaz August 30, 2008

Pinky Promise

This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".

Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.

Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)

Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?

Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)

*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *

*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *

The End!!!😃

by Snoopystheshit April 13, 2015

Pinky promise

To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.

I pinky promise I won't tell him.

by Ash03 April 12, 2017

Advanced Pinky Promise

A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).

Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..

by Leelo. January 3, 2010

Pinky promise

A pinky promise is a very sacred vow that is to never be broken and is to be sealed with a kiss.

I pinky promise that we'll always have each other.

by Rebel Angel.4 July 17, 2016

Pinky Promise

This is a promise made between very close friends and if it isn't kept all hope for furthuring your friednship to the future I LOST DEAD BURIED GONE!
You both lock your little fingers together and say "Pinky Promise", me and a ex did this and we split so erm it proves that its true yeah! because the promise wasn't kept and we don't see each other anymore!

Chris:"I will save you a double lolly!"
Kat: "Pinky Promise?"
Chris: "Pinky Promise!"
*Chris eats a whole bag of Double Lollie's and forgets about Kat, therefore Kat forgets about Chris...COMPLETLEY! lol*

by Trinkbar_Trina March 30, 2005

pinky popper

When you try to finger fuck some chic and only the pinky fits.

damn nigga i just tore that bitch up, and all i gave her was a pinky popper

by drob512 December 5, 2005