It's a promotional sex move, in which you endorse your sexual advances as if it is an infomercial.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
"I gave her The Pitchman last night, she loved it so much, her pussy was soaking up my pre-cum like a Sham-wow!"
"Tired of messing with douche bag guys that just can't make cum? Well, get my Finger Buster! I will give you not one finger, not two fingers, but three whole fingers in your pussy! And if you cum now I will throw in an extra 10 minutes of clit busting action for free! You can't lose!"
"Tired of messing with douche bag guys that just can't make cum? Well, get my Finger Buster! I will give you not one finger, not two fingers, but three whole fingers in your pussy! And if you cum now I will throw in an extra 10 minutes of clit busting action for free! You can't lose!"
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a sad little wanka who shags welsh 12 year olds and he is too lazy and tight-fisted to get a haircut and now has an afro even though he isnt a coon
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Get the psychoman mug.Patch’ speciality dance to the macho man song. Patch likes to stand on her two paws along side her mother and sway to the tune and laugh at her dancing
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Get the Patchoman mug.crap obession all over the country. holey scraps are fabric are given a big hole in the middle and sold at around £20 in lovely, quality stores like new look and other trendy highstreet stores *cough*. it seems that a trend among poncho-wearers is to buy them in bulk, so you have a different colour (or smae colour, you choice) everyday, OR buy one for the whole family! You see 3 generations of poncho-wearers walking around asda in matching ponchos.
S: why,mary-ellis, that is a rather dashing poncho one seems to be wearing.
M-E: why thank you sandra! one purchased it from new look. does one favour the 'ripped' affect of the holes in one's poncho?
s: indeed
passing stranger (me): *grabs poncho and shoves hands in a hole and tears in half, laughs evilly and walks away*
M-E: good gracious. lets get one from the market instead.
S: indeed again
M-E: why thank you sandra! one purchased it from new look. does one favour the 'ripped' affect of the holes in one's poncho?
s: indeed
passing stranger (me): *grabs poncho and shoves hands in a hole and tears in half, laughs evilly and walks away*
M-E: good gracious. lets get one from the market instead.
S: indeed again
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