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if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with pinchma, first- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, secondly- here is the support hotline:
1800-PINCHMA-LOINS
Dude: Did you hear? Jamie and Isabelle were not feeling too well- they have been diagnosed with second stage PINCHMA
Chief: Im gonna miss em so much, why do only the good die young?
pinchma by ChiefDominator November 13, 2018
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punchmade 

damn he really punchmade
punchmade by japunchmade December 3, 2022

pinchaphobic 

n. one who pinches a lot, their way of greeting. Mostly it is girls, but a guy named Pandar is starting to pinch these girls back because he thinks they're weird when they pinch you out of nowhere. Somehow, this little pinching trend crap seems to be spreading so a lot of girls start pinching. Pandar seems to have a lot of dug up skin from these vicious women
Adreawong: *pinch* PANDEERRRRRR <---its pandar, adreannie -_-
Pandar: WTF?!?!?? THAT HURT LIKE A DICK AHHHH
Pandar: anyways, so yesterday--
Adreawong: *pinch* *gives me the adreawong glare*
Pandar: CAN YOU NOT PINCH ME AND GIVE ME YOUR OWN GLARE?
Adreawong: HAHA PANDAAAAAAA *pinch*
Pandar: (holy crap when will she stop?!?!?!)
Pandar: okay, well you're kind of a pinchaphobic, so is allison for pinching my elbow all the time which feels good, also nancy, for starting this little trendy thing.
pinchaphobic by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

pinchoman 

a legend.
He travels the lands of dade county preparing awesome food from 10-4am.
everyone should travel just to eat his food.
you should. its what jesus would do.
jesus: you guys should try this shit, its OFF DA CHAIN- jesus favorite choice.

this food is soo good, it must be the work of pinchoman.
pinchoman by pinchofan March 10, 2009

Pinchmeister 

A male person who pinches the end of their penis after masturbation. This is often to trap the semen inside the foreskin before finding a suitable disposal location.
"That guy doesn't use a sock or tissues, he just holds the end, waddles to the bathroom, and jizzes into the toilet."

"What a Pinchmeister."
Pinchmeister by Sam Webb November 18, 2014

pinchaway 

Your old lady that pinches your goods and puts it away without your knowledge
What a pinchaway..I'd get up next morning and my pockets were empty and all put away with no consent to my knowledge
pinchaway by Mcnellyplayland July 7, 2017

PunchMade Quan

A Scammer and A Hacker and A Stalker

And Find Information Fast and apart of a gang called oy
PunchMade Quan YOUR SO WEIRD HOW DO YOU FIND THIS INFOMATION STOP MAN IM TELLING DOX DOX DOX
PunchMade Quan by Daivdga August 4, 2023