Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.
(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)
"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"
"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"
"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009
Get the Budget Pimping mug.A gay retarded troll on youtube that makes videos about how pimpin he is (not.) He is a sony fanyboy, even though he says he's not. He likes Seth Dub. How that is possible is beyond me. His spelling is HORRIBLE! He wants to be gangsta, even though we know gangstas get into a bunch of trouble.
Example of pimpinmasterdx spelling:
1. i aem nut ae sone fnboe
2. da pstripple iz ballin
3. lolwut
4. no ur stupd pwnd oeh ya
5. o snaep!
6. no da irategaemer came furst jamez rofl hakd hiz account so it lokz lik he cam frst.
Translation
1. I am a sony fanboy and I suck.
2. I like rainbows and pony's.
3. Sorry, I am to stupid to hear what you're saying
4. No, I pwned my self. Look at me! I pwned my self!
5. Oh, I need to read a newspaper instead of living in a rock.
6. I am full of lies
1. i aem nut ae sone fnboe
2. da pstripple iz ballin
3. lolwut
4. no ur stupd pwnd oeh ya
5. o snaep!
6. no da irategaemer came furst jamez rofl hakd hiz account so it lokz lik he cam frst.
Translation
1. I am a sony fanboy and I suck.
2. I like rainbows and pony's.
3. Sorry, I am to stupid to hear what you're saying
4. No, I pwned my self. Look at me! I pwned my self!
5. Oh, I need to read a newspaper instead of living in a rock.
6. I am full of lies
by SmithtotheMarcus October 20, 2008
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The life of a pimp is a grueling yet extremely rewarding one nonetheless. Often thwarted with social boundaries, pimps are a marginalized group of people because of societal vices such as jealousy and wrath. Pimps continue pimping, not because it is easy, but because of the satisfaction and rewards associated with pimping.
by Maykel December 26, 2018
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Started writing music at the age of 14 and once he moved back to Rhode island started to take rap seriously.
Very musically inclined i might add even though he raps he does different forms of rap and keeps a great flow
His name is Joshua Neilson Brooks and is now 16.
Started writing music at the age of 14 and once he moved back to Rhode island started to take rap seriously.
Very musically inclined i might add even though he raps he does different forms of rap and keeps a great flow
His name is Joshua Neilson Brooks and is now 16.
Jim: what has j.pimping done?
Tom: well ...
at 13 i done lost my virginity
14 i was playing for keeps
15 man i done started rapping
at 16 man my name off the leash
Tom: well ...
at 13 i done lost my virginity
14 i was playing for keeps
15 man i done started rapping
at 16 man my name off the leash
by drippxngxld November 15, 2019
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You can only listen to him on soundcloud but isn’t a normal soundcloud rapper.
Real name is Joshua Brooks.
He’s also a really cool and funny person to be around
You can only listen to him on soundcloud but isn’t a normal soundcloud rapper.
Real name is Joshua Brooks.
He’s also a really cool and funny person to be around
by 1000x🤪 April 18, 2019
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by Your mom is gay, fr March 5, 2020
Get the We Chimp Pimpin mug.Had to shoot a ho when dat skank bitch wouldn't pay me the 90% that she fuckin' owes. Pimpin' ain't easy.
by Nick D February 19, 2003
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