Picking Cotton

When you jerk off a black guy and he ejaculates, and you have to pick out semen from underneath your fingernails.

"I was picking cotton after a fun night with Bill Cosby"

by Valterain November 19, 2016

When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.

Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.

by Decafpancakes December 2, 2016

picking cotton

the act of being rediculously drunk; the remaining moments of conciousness before passing out

Friend "Hey, are you drunk?!"
You "Nahhh, I was drunk an hour ago. Now I'm picking cotton"

by Frederikson c304 January 29, 2006

In the early days black people used to be slaves and had to pick up cotton for the white people and were misstreated beadly.

Slave owner: hey Jamal! Your a ugly nigga, go and PICK UP THAT COTTON! you worthless trashy nigga "multiple whip blows".

by alminkäser January 18, 2021

not here to pick cotton is a sentence said by a slave shortly before being beaten

black man: im not here to pick cotton

white man: GET PICKIN NIGA

by joshclark756 October 7, 2021

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!