Photosynthesis and chill 

The tree version of netflix and chill. Usually used when two plants planted next to each other suddenly start having sex.

Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill, the mango tree groped the apple tree's ass.

Damn.

That's one horny tree.

Photosynthesis and chill by TheDestructinator June 1, 2016

photosynthesis 

The process in green plants and certain other organisms by which carbohydrates are synthesized from carbon dioxide and water using light as an energy source. Most forms of photosynthesis release oxygen as a byproduct.

that plant be usin the photo.. photosynthesis on us. lets burn that bitch b4 it go all crazy up on our ass's

photosynthesis by bbc August 26, 2003

photosynthesis 

Process in which a plant takes water, carbon dioxide/monoxide and solar energy, and transforms it into sugars and oxygen for itself and the environment.

Now kids, plants use photosynthesis to give smart humans oxygen and allow them to develop, Stupid humans don't get any. That's why Donald Trump is retarded.

photosynthesis by Dat_Furry May 24, 2017

Photosynthesist 

One who Photosynthesizes.
See Photosynthesis

Guy 1: Dude, I totally just converted CO2 in the environment into oxygen.
Guy 2: Shit man, you're a Photosynthesist.

Photosynthesist by MaximumTravis December 19, 2006

photosynthesize

organizms containing chloraphyll use light energy to reproduce... and in other words... something to do when you're bored :D

1) I suggest we go and photosynthesize.
2) - What are you doing?
- photosynthesizing
3) Im aroused, I Think i'll sit down and
photosynthesize

photosynthesize by Random Sheep April 18, 2005

Photosynthesis 

Photosynthesis is when a PLANT ETAS THE FUCKING SUN stated by Pinoy u know when the plant does this weird dance and EATS THE WHOLE ASS FUCKING SUN smart trueee

Teacher: What is photosynthesis
Pinoy: OH I KNOW THIS IS WHEN A PLANT EATS THE SUN!

Also Pinoy: PLANT USE SOLARBEAM I MEAN PHOTOSYNTHESIS!

Photosynthesis by Kudo-Salt May 18, 2019

Photosynthesis 

A long word that does not make sense. It is useless and you dont need it. It makes you sound smart so people will stop bullying you

Bob: Hey why you steal my lunch.
bully:I am bully.
bob: Well the photosynthesis of the cuddlesome potato peeler will undo the circumfrence of the racoons butt

Photosynthesis by Screeeeedellelededeeleleelldee October 31, 2019