pinecest

something i regrettably found out about early 2015 when trying to find a location in PINECREST, but i missed the "r." why god...

Me on Discord with my homies

Me: y'all this place is real i'll show u its somewhere in pinecrest

*unknowingly types pincest and sees the pines twins fucking in a barn*
Me: ahhh ohhh uhhh hmm... wow. wow...

pinecest is basically incest but from a kids show

by HumanusAustralis November 19, 2021

Phonecert

A "phonecert" is where you are calling another individual and they are singing and/or playing an instrument with a variation of songs giving that "concert" feel. However it is via call/video call therefore giving its name "phonecert"

Have you called Jack lately? His phonecert is amazing.

by gang agn November 1, 2017

Phonecel

Variation on incel, substituting the "in-" (for "involuntary") with "phone." Describes a person that is celibate because their social skills are damaged from chronic smartphone use. Related, though not to be confused with, boomers claiming kids these days try to read books by swiping.

A bunch of hot girls walk by the phonecel.
Observer 1: "Hey, check out that guy over there, with all the girls. See his screen?"
Observer 2: "Dude, is he looking at boobs on Instagram? He could literally just look up for two seconds. Phonecel!"

by Letsgetthisbruh November 7, 2019