national phillip wallace day

November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.

Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"

by Lexie Hammington November 17, 2020

God damnit Phillip

When someone refuses to learn the correct way to do things. Continuing to drive the train into the fucking ground. Worst type of co-worker.

God damnit Phillip.

by Oddjobrobbytob June 22, 2018

Doing a terrance and phillip

To put your dick into a sleeping persons mouth and take picture

This is worse than that time you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture

by T And P May 3, 2005

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

Dirty phillip

After oral sex when she has semen in her mouth you then shit in her mouth for a dirty phillip.

I gave my girl a dirty phillip before sending her home

by The w1zard420 August 23, 2019

Dirty Phillip

The act of having sex with your really hot freind named Aaron.

I was talking to Aaron so we decided to pull the Dirty Phillip

by dis_aaron024 July 17, 2021

philip-dub

Firmly acquire a piece of free item, usually food, in a colloquial fashion with coworkers. This has higher precedence than dibs. It can immediately push the requestor to front of the priority queue and ensures any previous dibs are truncated.

We were disappointed that Jeremiah Kaytoo called out a philip-dub on that last piece of oatmeal cookie as he did the same last week on the last piece of scallion dumpling

by lordruler333 October 21, 2019