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Philism

The purest of pure bollocks. A series of random words are fed into a slot machine of a brain, an individual pulls the lever by initiating a dialogue, and, in return, receives a story that bears no relation to any form of reality. An inane practice heavily influenced by dog walking.
Individual, "Did you see Coca Cola's shares have plummeted over the course of the euros". Philism, "Well I actually met the founder of Coca Cola on the planet Saturn in 2311, and he told me that the next big thing would be laceless shoes".
by Harry Handle June 24, 2021
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Philism

The Unofficial Religion of people named Phillip. People who join must rename themselves to “Phillip”.

Often referenced in pop culture
“You can join the unofficial religion of Philism if your name is Phillip”
by Wally Talker August 29, 2025
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