Phail

To seduce a teacher, usually male with blond hair and deep blue eyes.

Jorma and Andy had high hopes in one day phailing with their hot substitute teacher, Mr. Shears.

by CrunchyBlue November 28, 2010

phail

the same as a fail, but spelled with a "PH" for emphasis.

"i locked myself out of my own house, PHAIL"

by fathead431 September 23, 2009

Phail

Phailm is commonly mispelled amongst the general population, and it should be noted it has a silent m at the end. It is part of the leet language, or 1337 language, it originated from the deepest darkest depths of the internet. Because it's part of the 1337 vocabulary, it is a pointless mispelling and has stupid characters inserted, like the term pwned. Phailm is used to describe the idiocy of someone or the failure of a certain task.

Person 1: I just bought a new Dell computer!
Person 2: Phailm!

by J0rd4n March 26, 2008

Phail

The act of failing;not succeeding.
Also an alternative for fail.

Kevin Ton gets a Phail in Life!

by Local626 October 8, 2007

phail

Overused term for "Failing"

"OMGzzzz! j00 phail at life!"

"s0rry, j00 ph413d!"

"PHAIL"

"PHAIL'D"

by TaKa MiChiNoKu January 14, 2005

phail

A pathetic way of saying failure.

He phails at life, because he did not pass the math test.

by Anonymouss of Phail November 15, 2005

Phail

How douche bags spell 'fail'.

Douche bag: Lawl! Epic Phail!

by Victim of the rebar October 4, 2008