Perry the platypus 

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer

Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night

Perry the platypus by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019

Perry The Platypus 

Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!

Perry The Platypus is so hot

Perry The Platypus by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 3, 2020

Perry the Platypus 

He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,

HeRrRrRrRr.

He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,

(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,

(I said you can call him Agent P).

Agent P!

A platypus? Perry the Platypus?!

Perry the Platypus by TheVoicesAreGetingLouder June 2, 2024

perry the platypus 2 

On January 16th if someone sends this to you they want to ask you out but are too shy

"Lily search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary "
Wait its January 16th yes i will mark

perry the platypus 2 by Not_drunk74 January 15, 2021

perry the platypus day part 2 

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face

"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"

perry the platypus day part 2 by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021

curse you perry the platypus 

A term said by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whenever Agent P foils his plans of ruling the Tri State Area.

Since it aired on disney, instead of "Go to fucking hell you retarded platypus" they said "curse you perry the platypus"

curse you perry the platypus

curse you perry the platypus by retardedpotago September 9, 2020

ahhh pery the platypus 

ahhh perry the platypus you have fallen into my trap by reading this in my voice and now i will rule over the tri state area

ahhh pery the platypus is a common quote told by doofinshmirts

ahhh pery the platypus by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 16, 2021