A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.
Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.
by iaintajap January 6, 2019
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Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.
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Most likely the most powerful curseword ever created by mankind. Cannot be translated without loss. Versatile word that can be used alone or repeated indefinitely.
Originally name of the tunder god. In the christian era used as a name of the Satan. Perkele is such a powerful word, bacause it includes both of these connotations and in addition is very often associated with 'sisu', the attitude of never ever giving up.
Most likely the most powerful curseword ever created by mankind. Cannot be translated without loss. Versatile word that can be used alone or repeated indefinitely.
Originally name of the tunder god. In the christian era used as a name of the Satan. Perkele is such a powerful word, bacause it includes both of these connotations and in addition is very often associated with 'sisu', the attitude of never ever giving up.
"Perkele", in frustration.
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Get the Perky Tits mug.pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.
Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"
Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
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Management by perkele.
by über sheep May 13, 2005
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