Penrice

No talent ass-clown who thinks he's tough uber shizam but really likes to take choads up the ass.

That kid is a fuckin Penrice... Look at his huge truck his daddy bought him.

by Penrice hating club of America January 13, 2003

penice

when a males penis becomes shivled due to the extreme cold, and can be likened to ice.
Painfully shrunken and frozen genitals.

"If that happened I would jump out my window in the harsh New England winter and run three laps around my house naked, and get a mean case of penice."

by sixthree December 7, 2006

Pentice

Something having happened five times.

Bob: Jim I've told you five times not to make up words!

Jim: Don't you mean you've told me PENTICE? 8D

Bob: *Facepalm*

Once, Twice, Thrice, Quatrice, Pentice.

Once Twice Thrice Quatrice

by Count archevald calculatos October 14, 2011

Penonce

Pedophille and nonce combined

The priest was a right penonce

by ColinAlmighty November 8, 2016

Penoceros

A rhinoceros with a penis for a horn.

"Dude, what the fuck did you just draw?"

"It's a Penoceros man"

"What the fuck is a Penoceros?"

"I don't know man. I'm so chopped"

by Cheetos&coolaid April 9, 2010

penrice

See Below Definition

Steve Parkin is such a penrice, he cries, literally balls when someone takes his Scotty Cameron Putter.

by The Babysat July 18, 2004

penice

A word of advice and encouragement to those acting like “penis’s” to then instead act nicely. Used to call out when one is being rude so they can improve their attitude. Can also be used as life advice or a motto. Pronounced PEE-NICE.

Always remember to penice!!

by AnonymouslyAmazingAndy April 28, 2024