Pedofailure

A pedophile who fails to such an extreme that he is caught by Chris Hansen on his Dateline series "To Catch A Predator".

Pedofailure: "Are you like her dad? Man it's not what you think!"

Chris Hansen: "No, I'm Chris Hansen and you're on Dateline NBC"

Pedofailure: "Oh crap..."

by dangnabbitjustworkdamnit May 30, 2009

pedfag

Combination of the words pedophile and faggot. A homosexual or homosexual associated individual with an interest in pursuing or promoting the sexuality of or sex with minors, usually but not always under the guise of educational enrichment or doctrines of inclusivity, especially the permanent irreversible gender transition of non-consentable minor children.

I saw those pedfags at Target stocking the shelves with those tuck swimsuits for little boys.

by Dr. John Q Patriot May 27, 2023

Pedomagnet

A young lady , girl , or boy who gives off a child like essence that attracts pedophiles.

Woman : Aww look, that girl is so cute!
Boyfriend: Yeah, total pedomagnet

by uhohznigga February 15, 2010

Pedofapper

Person or persons that fap to child pornography or directly to children.

Did you hear that father John is a Pedofapper?!

by 9noitulover October 15, 2010

pedofail

A pedophile who always fails miserably in his/her attempts to attract children.

Old guy: Hey... how's about yall visit me sometime for some popsicles... age doesn't matter to me... I just love the children...
Kids: Err... no thanks (Whisper) What a pedofail
Other kids: Twat

by uniPORN March 13, 2009

Pedofans

Extremely devoted and zealous followers of child molesters.

"The angry pedofans of Penn State took to the streets after hearing the news that their pedofile leaders were in trouble."

by Phrancque November 17, 2011

Pedofatto

An obese individual who engages in sexual activities with minors.

The pedofatto lured children into his car while eating a cheeseburger.

by Mr. Panda's Rim November 10, 2011