The best friend you could ever ask for. She’s one in a million kind sweet and very very funny. Always makes you laugh when your feeling down. Always beautiful without makeup even what she disagree with you. Will always win a fight because she Suborn but you love that about her. The best gamer girl there is no doubt about it. She will always listen even when she doesn’t want to. Might make fun of you for dum reason but you can’t disagree that they aren’t funny. But you love them
Penelope is the best
by Fhghjf May 22, 2019
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Hey who's that girl sitting in the corner with 2 others?
That's Penelope
Wow she's so social with them but won't talk to me
That's Penelope
Wow she's so social with them but won't talk to me
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A person from Portugal who like to discover unknown nation when international break happen, he already discovered nation like Lithuania, Luxembourg,San Marino and Andorra
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Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.
(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)
See also "PB-Penalty Bong"
Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.
(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)
See also "PB-Penalty Bong"
“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”
(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")
(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")
by Hednout March 16, 2011
Get the Penalty Bong mug.Do you know someone named Penelope? If so, you are blessed. They are some of the funniest, craziest, most gorgeous people you will ever meet. A Penelope will stand by your side and isn’t afraid to take risks. Academic wise, they are smart and witty and LOVE to get an answer right. If you need help, ask Penelope right away! They will not hesitate in helping you step by step and will get you to understand a complicated problem with little effort. A Penelope is usually popular, and loves to make new friends. In fact, she has ease in doing so. She is very social and loves being talked too. But more than listening, a Penelope will NEVER stop talking! So make sure to set some speech boundaries and don’t let your Penelope get too carried away in your conversation; because she may never stop... just like this rambling definition ;). Anyways, as i was saying, If you know a Penelope, like me, you are lucky, and should never drop them. Trust me when i’m saying, a Penelope won’t let you down and are some of the most genuine people you will ever meet! Their few bad qualities are overpowered by their overall happy vibe, and they constantly want to make you smile! So if you know someone named Penelope, keep them as a friend. Better yet, a best friend!
by phat ho September 25, 2019
Get the Penelope mug.A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21
Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
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