Pauling

Pauling or someone who pauled is the act where someone completely and utterly shits all over themselves and everything around them.

Jason:"Did you hear that Harry pauled last night?"

Terry:"Yeah, he's the last person I would expect to be pauling."

by Griffindor666 June 4, 2021

Pauling

To go bald at a early age.

I don't want to find myself Pauling, I sure do love my hair.

by WakaFlame August 1, 2021

Pauling Asleep

The act of falling asleep at an unreasonably early hour while in the presence of guests.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.

"Oh look who's Pauling asleep again. Third time this week.."

by AlrightLike June 9, 2013

Pauling it

to listen to a song on repeat, or 'loop'.

Person 1: This song is awesome!

Person 2: I know! I've been Pauling it all day!

by Thankfully Pauls Ex November 22, 2010

Pauling it up

Pauling it up means to gather exit frags at the end of a Valorant round, then blame the round on your teammates.

Person 1 "Oh look, it's Paul last alive again."

Person 2 "Looks like he's Pauling it up."

by monkeytoes34 May 17, 2022

Pauling it

When someone is rubbing there bald or buzzed head while jerking off

“oh i’m Pauling it right now”

by WillyBilly225 July 28, 2025

Miss Pauling

The purple clad assistant working under the supervision of The Administrator (TF2). She is over-worked, only being given one day of a year, and is a popular subject to The Scout's flirtation.

Saxton Hale refers to her as "Helen's Bidwell", referencing his own assistant and the P.R. manager of Mann Co.

"Right, um. We've actually met. Every week for... for the last year. My name's Miss Pauling? I- Nevermind."

~Miss Pauling to Saxton Hale, "The Contact" TF2 comic

"I did write down a last wish. I would like to get a date with... Miss Pauling."

~Scout to Spy, "Expiration Date"

by peachmagpie April 19, 2017