He is one of the most sexiest man, is a god at fortntie and is even better in bed, he is ruff but gentle and lives cock.
by Jordan ponino July 14, 2018
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A bisexual person who is super done with life. And is so done with people that has convinced themself that they are asexual.
by Thatoneguyinthebackoftheclass May 30, 2020
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Velcro preferred over shoelaces.
Velcro preferred over shoelaces.
by Sopranosgram November 23, 2021
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Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008
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by kidlou December 26, 2010
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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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RIP Paulie Carbone
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
RIP Paulie Carbone
by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008
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