Smash Ya Pasty

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.

"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"

by Marc P November 2, 2008

Smash Pasty

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.

Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

pasty barm

A delicacy from Bolton, UK. It is any form of pasty/pie(though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty/pie, but you increase the munch factor. Pie barms can also be a messy eat.

Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"

by Lukewithak December 12, 2008

Piggy Pasty

Piggy the Pasty (muncher) is a right little fatty who eats pasties for breakfast and leaves half eaten ones in his backpack.

*Reuben opened his backpack at uni to find a half eaten chicken and mushroom slice, only to finish it in his lecture. What a right little Piggy Pasty

by Daddy Ronald June 3, 2018

pasty warmer

a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...

Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds November 9, 2004

pasty barm

A Bolton variant on the wigan kebab. It is any form of pasty (though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty, but you increase the munch factor.

Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"

by Lukewithak December 9, 2008