pastie shoes

when you wear pasties on your feet as shoes

"damn did u see charlies pastie shoes??"
"yeh! man they're like cornish or sumthing?"

by zhutharndm August 5, 2006

pastie bap

A pastie bap is a trick performed my a man using his genitalia. It is performed simply by pulling the scrotum over the entire male organ to cover it. It thus resembles the surface of a pastie bap.

Mate, you may have just performed an outstanding impression of an elephant and a woman simply by manipulating your genitalia but wait till you see my pastie bap!

by jamesbensonphillips May 10, 2011

Pastie Pits

After doing a lot of sweaty workouts in the same T shirt it becomes impossible to remove the smell of old sweat from the T shirt.

Strett: "That was a tough workout today"
Payt: "Yeah man, i've got pastie pits, this T shirt has had it now, time to bin it"

by Weapo June 14, 2017

pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016

pastie tits

Tits/boobsetc.. breasts that look like pasties

Look She's got pastie tits . Yeah she's got a nice body but she's got pastie tits

by Dirtysilence February 12, 2017

Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

Pyro Pastie

The act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.

'That cunt next door is doing my head in, so I lobbed him a Pyro Pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers'

by iKaite July 14, 2009