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Parting the Red Sea

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.
"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008
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parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.
I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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Parting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl who has her period.
Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!
by RealArif August 28, 2013
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parting shot

To give a parting shot is to say something that may offend or upset whoever is receiving that shot (which is why it's called a shot), and abruptly leaving and / or cutting that person off (which is why it's called a parting shot). It's often used when someone wishes to be the winner of an argument and not receive any hurting comeback, so it is usually viewed as a cowardly act.
Billy: You are such a dick to everyone, man!
John: How am I dick? You're just a pussy.
Billy: Oh? So now I'm a pussy, huh? You know what? FUCK YOU, FUCKING SELF-LOVING PRICK!!!
John is typing something...
Bill has logged out.
John: Lmao. Nice parting shot.
by Flashy & Cocky April 12, 2015
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fanny parting

middle parting hair, with considerably shorter bits of hair at the front.
-you've got a fanny parting!

-no, i'm growing out my fringe.
by racka246 January 3, 2010
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Patanga

an old 1800's texas rancher term for when one over stimulates their aura so much that it ends up causing the etheric oscillations to collapse into an astral vortex, thus sucking all your energy reserves into a negative state of ionic submatter.
Roger stop stimulating your aura or you'll patanga!
by Jerry Bruckheimen May 29, 2013
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partage

Im a partage him if he doesn’t stop touching me
by Vindaloo(browntelkatisis) November 19, 2018
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