Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

dead parrot

A surreal dud, con or fraud.

Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.

Also known as the blue parrot sketch.

"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."

by irritant August 4, 2004

to parrot

To put your cock on someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.

John: I tried to parrot Judy last night!
Bill: Cool story, bro!

Carter: I totally parroted Judy last night!
Eric: Cool story, bro!

Daniel: I can't wait to parrot Judy tonight!
Mike: You motherfucker!

by theParrottron August 14, 2012

Train Parrot

Someone who leans heavily on a seated passengers shoulder whilst standing on a train.

'Hey man, are you a Train Parrot?'
'No'
'Then get the hell off my shoulder!'

by Stust January 13, 2009

boob parrot

When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"

Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...

by thechrid January 4, 2016

Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

Let The Parrot Fly

A violent shit

I ate a chili dog last night and I woke up this morning and immediately had to let the parrot fly.

by Calling Buicks June 2, 2017