The universal experience where one is awoken by da GOAT himself. The man, the myth, the legend: Michael Dilfhunter TopG-Parenti. He will tomahawk you in his sleep with the force of your mom going down a waterslide. His master manoeuvres will destroy you.
The mandem celebrate eid the trap still running on christmas day
The mandem celebrate eid the trap still running on christmas day
by 1800-rechikolateyourmom November 23, 2022
Get the parenti-pilled mug.The moment in time when life was created. Everything that lives has a beginning, an origin in time that caused it to grow and develop into all organic life we have today. The slice of time when organic life began is known as the Pirenium.
NOTE: there is a closely spelled medical term known as the Perineum however they are two very different spellings and meanings.
NOTE: there is a closely spelled medical term known as the Perineum however they are two very different spellings and meanings.
by Romuluss99 April 1, 2010
Get the Pirenium mug.A tragically underrated CPU made by Intel in the mid-1990s.
Sucessor of the Classic Pentium and predecessor of the Pentium II, the Pentium Pro brough fantastic levels of performance to the workstation and server markets.
These processors can be used in pairs... or in fours (Dual or quad processor configurations) for even higher performance.
Nowadays, these processors are quite affordable and are still defiant in their performance of everyday computing tasks, basic video editing, networked 3d rendering, or serving applications, as well as some light or classic gaming.
Best served with Windows NT 4, but also taste great with various Unix varieties.
Available in speeds up to 200MHz in a Socket 8 package.
Sucessor of the Classic Pentium and predecessor of the Pentium II, the Pentium Pro brough fantastic levels of performance to the workstation and server markets.
These processors can be used in pairs... or in fours (Dual or quad processor configurations) for even higher performance.
Nowadays, these processors are quite affordable and are still defiant in their performance of everyday computing tasks, basic video editing, networked 3d rendering, or serving applications, as well as some light or classic gaming.
Best served with Windows NT 4, but also taste great with various Unix varieties.
Available in speeds up to 200MHz in a Socket 8 package.
by ALD April 5, 2004
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by Cunjo July 23, 2004
Get the PENTIUM mug.A parentified child is a child who is forced to act like an adult when they are still in their childhood. They tend to take on adult responsibilities for themselves, their siblings and often their parents.
Signs you were parentified as a child:
-Often told you were "mature for your age"
- Pulled into arguments between parents
- Relied on for emotional support from parents
- Spend a big chunk of time taking care of others in your family
-Often feeling responsible for the feelings and wellbeing of others
- Lack of boundaries with family members
- The familv peacekeeper
No time to be a child or engage in child-like activities
Signs you were parentified as a child:
-Often told you were "mature for your age"
- Pulled into arguments between parents
- Relied on for emotional support from parents
- Spend a big chunk of time taking care of others in your family
-Often feeling responsible for the feelings and wellbeing of others
- Lack of boundaries with family members
- The familv peacekeeper
No time to be a child or engage in child-like activities
by pd0342026 June 28, 2023
Get the parentified child mug.The act of parenting in a manner in which you are so far up your own kid's ass that you lose your identity, or ability to function in a reasonable, rational and otherwise non-destructive way.
I used to worry about being supportive of my kid, but then I saw Christy and her drone parenting style - I'm alright letting little Jonny entertain himself a while.
by Snarky_Minotaur October 30, 2014
Get the Drone Parenting mug.a style of parenting in which an overprotective mother or father discourages a child's independence by being too involved in the child's life - and when they can't do it person, they do it by way of texting.
texticopter parenting: texting your teen at school to see if they've signed up for a class, conferenced with a teacher, remembered to pack warm enough undergarments for after school sports, etc.
by jpal June 20, 2016
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