the act of something being so creepy it should have been in the paranormal activity movie, or it reminded on of a certain part of that movie
Dude did you see Sam standing over her boyfriends body last night?
Yeah homie that was straight paranormal activity worthy
Yeah homie that was straight paranormal activity worthy
by terrifying abscinity May 9, 2010
Get the paranormal activity worthy mug.A slow-paced yawner of a "scary" movie that will leave you wanting to watch literally anything else. People have said, "The last 15 minutes will scar you for life."
But all I saw was over an hour of build-up for a disappointing ending. Not scary at all.
Many people believe that anyone who doesn't find it scary are just unimaginative morons who believe only gore is scary. When in reality the morons who find the film scary are the kind of people who honestly believe that the "found footage" horror films are real. The kind of people who wrote angry letters about "The Blair Witch Project" because they thought it was in poor taste that a studio would profit off of the death of 3 innocent teenagers. Without doing their research and finding out that it was 3 actors pretending to be scared and lost in the woods while being chased by a monster.
But all I saw was over an hour of build-up for a disappointing ending. Not scary at all.
Many people believe that anyone who doesn't find it scary are just unimaginative morons who believe only gore is scary. When in reality the morons who find the film scary are the kind of people who honestly believe that the "found footage" horror films are real. The kind of people who wrote angry letters about "The Blair Witch Project" because they thought it was in poor taste that a studio would profit off of the death of 3 innocent teenagers. Without doing their research and finding out that it was 3 actors pretending to be scared and lost in the woods while being chased by a monster.
Idiot: Dude, Paranormal Activity 2 scared me so bad that I stay up at night with the lights on at night and then sleep during the day.
Friend of Idiot: You were scared by that boring ass movie?
Idiot: Dude, how could you not be scared? It's a true story. That was actual footage from the security cameras that the family had in their house. They really died and the baby was really kidnapped. Didn't you see the thing at the beginning where the studio thanked the local police department for giving them the footage?
Friend of Idiot: Your stupidity makes my brain hurt.
Friend of Idiot: You were scared by that boring ass movie?
Idiot: Dude, how could you not be scared? It's a true story. That was actual footage from the security cameras that the family had in their house. They really died and the baby was really kidnapped. Didn't you see the thing at the beginning where the studio thanked the local police department for giving them the footage?
Friend of Idiot: Your stupidity makes my brain hurt.
by HotRodFan899 December 11, 2012
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Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?
Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
by steezycheese September 20, 2010
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To appreciate paranomasia, you have to be o-pun-minded.
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Hey guys! I was reading some of Alex Jones' articles and I suddenly realized that the oil companies are killing all the alternative energy proponents. OMG, amirite?
So what do you say we do to ensure that hemp and patchouli energy sources are saved from this conspiracy!
1st Reply: Go back to mysticism and paranormal with the rest of the nutjobs.
2nd Reply: OMG! Contact middleman and arrange a crystal seance quick! Only the vibrations of the earth mother can save us!
3rd Reply: DSHSB
Hey guys! I was reading some of Alex Jones' articles and I suddenly realized that the oil companies are killing all the alternative energy proponents. OMG, amirite?
So what do you say we do to ensure that hemp and patchouli energy sources are saved from this conspiracy!
1st Reply: Go back to mysticism and paranormal with the rest of the nutjobs.
2nd Reply: OMG! Contact middleman and arrange a crystal seance quick! Only the vibrations of the earth mother can save us!
3rd Reply: DSHSB
by Rahie May 28, 2008
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by FightinIrish July 10, 2005
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Even before the spiritual reawakening
As I said ..
Sketchy behaviour
Poses questions
Sometimes you have to fuck yourself
To get said answers …
But … as long as you do
Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice
Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….
Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Even before the spiritual reawakening
As I said ..
Sketchy behaviour
Poses questions
Sometimes you have to fuck yourself
To get said answers …
But … as long as you do
Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice
Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….
Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023
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