She is a beautiful singer with a unique french-pop sound. The song "Joe Le Taxi" was her first single thanks to her Uncle. Along the way to success she starred in a few movies. She occasionally models for big brands, ie: Chanel.
She is involved with Johnny Depp and have two children together, Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John (Jack) Christopher Depp III. They have been together for over nine years but not married.
She is involved with Johnny Depp and have two children together, Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John (Jack) Christopher Depp III. They have been together for over nine years but not married.
by Infinite Nothing April 27, 2008
An amazing French singer. Known for her classic song "Joe le taxi."
Has a gorgeous family with actor Johnny Depp.
Has a gorgeous family with actor Johnny Depp.
by coeurdefleur February 7, 2010
the prettiest girl in the world, hands down. has a gorgeous smile and a bubbly personality happy . Is a tomboy but is still pretty girly. Wears all brand name clothes. Usually chill but has a bad characteristic of freaking out around boys, but they all think shes cool.
"Oh my gosh kiersten paradis looks so cute today!!" or "Her hair is perfect" or even "Oh god i get so hard when i look at kiersten's ass"
by MelDoll180 November 26, 2013
One lucky bitch. She has been Johnny Depp's girlfriend since 1998, and they have two kids together. She is a French pop singer (though her voice is horribly childish and annoying) and actress. She is only famous because of her relationship with Johnny Depp. She is a fugly woman with mad pubes, a flat chest, and a tiny and shapeless body. Her face looks like it belongs to a five year old (much like Christina Ricci). She is soooooooooooooo lucky to be with Johnny Depp (who is the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, wittiest, funniest, most talented, generous, and charming man EVER)!!! Vanessa definitely does NOT deserve to be with Him. Johnny has really bad taste in women.
Guy # 1: "Ewwww who's THAT?"
Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."
Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"
Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."
# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"
# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."
# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"
Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."
Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"
Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."
# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"
# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."
# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"
by Johnny Depp is the SEX June 24, 2009
Paradis Square Massacre is an incident that happened in August 8th 2087 that saw the Paradis Military killing all the captured TNFFOP with firing squads
Paradis Square Massacre is an incident that happened in August 8th 2087 that saw the Paradis Military killing all the captured TNFFOP with firing squads
by Eniar303 April 29, 2022
by Vigilant Elite May 28, 2008
A version of the afterlife simular to heaven minus the clouds, harps and angels. Typically seen as an ideal place of beauty, a massive lush enclosed garden with every known exotic plant, animal, and bird.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006