parachute pants 

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

parachute pants by jeremy December 15, 2003

parachute pants 

Pants with a built in rip cord which reveals your member to adoring ladies

I put a huge smile on her face when i did the "parachute pant dance of the exotic panda" on her.

parachute pants by Davey G April 29, 2004

parachute pants 

Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.

1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.

parachute pants by Dan Solomon April 16, 2003