The Papercut

While you are doing sexual intercourse, you grab a piece of paper and cut her with it. Then you pour lemon juice on her while you are fucking, Just hear that scream!!!

Person 1: Oh my God!!! What happened to you?!?!
Person 2: Johnny gave me The Papercut last night ;)

by THEONEANDONLY!!! February 7, 2018

Japanese Papercut

When one man cuts the eye of his penis open to enable another man to stick his dick in the hole

That guy's hardcore, I heard he'll even do the Japanese papercut if you pay him enough!

by Jumpy142 April 25, 2019

papercut snatch

Pertaining to a ladies genitalia,usually a lady in her prime.

That bird I shagged last night was unbelievable! Her cunt was perfect, it was a papercut snatch surrounded by candy floss

by Shytalk July 4, 2009

papercut

The most painful thing a living thing can ever experience.

Fred: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA DIE I JUST GOT A PAPERCUT

John: You'll be fi-

John: Holy shit.

by plantification December 1, 2022

death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.

Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.

by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022

papercut

what you get when the paper is being a bully

ooOoOoowie I got a fukin papercuttttt
oh the paaaain
call an ambulanc

by dj crackpot November 23, 2018

Hairy Papercut

Minge. Of a slightly prettier variety than the hairy axe wound.

Show's yer hairy papercut love

by Slapsalmon March 27, 2009