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Pancho's Comedy Night

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."
by Elmira17 March 1, 2014
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Tijuana Panthers

An indie surf rock band, most famous for "Red Headed Girl" and "Tony's Song". Comprised of 3 members, originating from Long Beach, California. They play a very soft indie sound, great for relaxing. They are signed with the record label Innovative Leisure. They have 2 albums: Max Baker and Semi Sweet.
Did you go to the Tijuana Panthers concert last night?
Yeah man, they played Father Figure twice!
by Eremyjay Illipsphay July 21, 2014
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pantyhose jungle

the sight of numerous pairs of pantyhose belonging to a resident female that are left hanging around, either to dry or just to air out.
this occurs mostly on the shower curtain rod in the main bathroom of the house, thus resembling a jungle.
when I first moved in with Shirley, one of the first things I had to get used to was constantly having a pantyhose jungle in my presence every time I had to use the bathroom....and I dared not complain about it either! :)
by Robbie November 15, 2007
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pantologist

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.
My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.
by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018
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Baby Panther

Noun. The opposite of a cougar. i.e. A young female who lusts over an older male, not necessarily for their money.

Men who count as "baby panther prey" are men who are at least 20+ years older than the baby panther herself.
Person A: "Man, I fucking love Christoph Waltz."
Person B: "He's probably old enough to be your grandfather."
Person A: "He can speak four languages and he's gorgeous."
Person B: "You're such a baby panther."
by nemothebabypantherhbic December 23, 2009
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pantyhosejob

To masterbate or be stroked with ultrasheer pantyhose or stockings.
Pantyhose are used to stimulate the male penis by gently sliding one leg over the penis and pulling it down snugly around the penis so that it clings tightly around the shaft.

The second leg or stocking is then gently wrapped around the
shaft of the penis and slipped up and down against the entire
length of the penis so that the penis is made to feel the silky fabric sliding against itself.

A Pantyhosejob Causes a very sweet sensation against the penis and tickles the penis quite intensely if done gently without squeezing.

The slower and gentler the Pantyhose are stroked and slipped
against the penis the more intense and powerful the orgasm
tends to be.
by Silkysheering December 1, 2006
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Steel Panther

A kick ass band who is a 80s style glam rock band who is trying to bring metal back (praise god). First album was "Feel The Steel". Tracks off "Feel The Steel": 1. Death Go All But Metal (Death To justin bieber more like it) 2. Asian Hooker 3. Community Property (I think the singer is going to get vd first) 4. Eyes Of A Panther 5. Fat Girl (Thar She Blows) (aka the annoying fat ass who rides my bus) 6. Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' 7. Party All Day (**** All Night) 8. Turn Out The Lights 9. Stripper Girl 10. The Shocker 11. Girl From Oklahoma. Members are: Michael Starr (fucking dead ringer for David Lee Roth), Lexxi Foxxx (winner of the hottest base player EVER award), Satchel (closest thing to Slash of GNR and a hell of a lot cheaper.) and Stix Zadinia (so good that he could have been in Bon Jovi 'cept he was over the 230 lb limit.)
Little cousin: Turn it down! I'm trying to listen to Justin bieber!
Metal head: you turn it off! Jesus Christ, Justin bieber is a fuckin' pussy! Steel Panther kicks ass! Death to all but metal!"
by Samii_Ray August 6, 2010
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