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painfully straight

Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.
Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.

Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.

Example 3:
No homo.
by BlkSwn December 1, 2017
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painfully full

the act of gorging oneself beyond the norm, because the meal, or foodie, is "just SO damn GOOD!" End result is a loosening up of garments constricting the waist, lying down, unable to moove- food coma; with some small prayers regarding the bathroom.
Thanksgiving is the usual time for anyone to experience being painfully full. Along with any holiday that revolves around baked goods that one would not consume on a regular basis to such an extent.
by miss_l January 26, 2011
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Painfully Asian

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.
Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."
by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015
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Painfully Perfect

When someone is so perfect its painful.

Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.
Person 1: They're just...

Person 2:...painfully perfect?

Person 1: exactly!
by jason_the_dunce June 10, 2021
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painfullypainful

pulling the thorn from his left breast was painfullypainful he said
by cj02 September 2, 2022
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painfully cool

when you poop icecubes
and pee icecicles
ouch! im peeing ICECICLES! im painfully cool!
by banananas for canabas September 28, 2006
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T-Painfull

excessive use of autotuner in the production of music.
"Turn that crap off its T-Painfull to listen to!"
by Skippy the Destroyer November 23, 2011
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